My pedometer

Somewhere -- awhile ago-- I saw where you could register to get a free pedometer. So I registered. I thought it would be interesting to see how many steps I took in a day. I got it in the mail and saw why it was free. It was very cheeeeeply made; but oh well. It would do the trick. I wore it for a few days and then some of the numbers started fading out. I haven't worn it in while because of that; but that's not the point of this post.

In reading the "directions of use" I got a good chuckle at the last point.

"Breakable does not drop and wet."

HUH?